http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums This is a discussion forum for those interested in consulting to small to medium sized businesses in their local areas. en Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:33:40 GMT vBulletin 60 http://localbizbuilders.com/forums/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7846&goto=newpost Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:56:45 GMT I'm seeing twitter posts in #3 spot on google search results. I have never seen this before.

Anyway here is something off-topic that I found while wandering through some web devs twitter postings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M ]]> Off Topic karunnt http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7846 http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7841&goto=newpost Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:28:46 GMT Hope you have a super day!:cool: Hope you have a super day!:cool: ]]> Off Topic ileneg http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7841 http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7833&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:09:05 GMT A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. ]]> Off Topic Ginagray http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7833 http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7820&goto=newpost Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:25:36 GMT Two girlfriends went for a girls night out and overindulged. Incredibly drunk, they began walking home when they both needed to pee. Walking past a... Two girlfriends went for a girls night out and overindulged. Incredibly drunk, they began walking home when they both needed to pee. Walking past a graveyard one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and then threw them away. The second friend however, was wearing expensive underwear and didn't want them ruined. But, she was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a nearby grave. She proceeded to wipe herself with the ribbon and the two made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband called the other and said, "These damn girls nights out gotta stop. My wife came home last night without her panties!"

"That's nothing," the other said.

"Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck to her butt that read, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you!'"

P.S This is why Ilene and I aren't allowed out anymore. LOL ]]> Off Topic Ginagray http://www.localbizbuilders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7820